position: vocals

joined: founding member

location: NV

fuel type: red bull

bio: used to both play bass and do vocals, but switched to vocals only when ELAINE joined. books and promotes shows in las vegas. loves 90s/00s MTV.

JUSTIN

position: guitar

joined: 2019

location: DE

fuel type: vanilla latte with milk alternative

bio: joined the band as the second guitarist, now plays lead. freelance artist and illustrator. also in foreign hands, simulakra, and vicious embrace.

tyler

position: drums

joined: 2018

location: KY

fuel type: 2 large cold brews

bio: chef. known for having been in a million bands. loves the hitman game series. does vocals in the band draped in black.

BRYAN

position: bass

joined: 2021

location: NV

fuel type: lo carb monster energy

bio: joined the band to take over bass from JUSTIN so he could switch to vocals only. collects old video games. designed this website.

Elaine

position: guitar

joined: 2022

location: VA

fuel type: diet soda

bio: joined as a fill-in, but was asked to join permanently at the end of the first tour. #1 trailer tetris master. loves american dad. also in heavens die.

NATE